I write actual greeting cards for a legit greeting card company that people can totally buy.

Images courtesy of Shenanigans Murphy.

Sometimes I write screenplays because there's a part of me that hopes that I'm one of Tina Fey's Horcruxes.

20-something actresses Brandi and Sarah may not ace every audition, but have this friendship thing nailed. Their lives are ridiculous. Their auditions are more ridiculous. Thank goodness they at least have each other.